AM I
COOKED?
PREHEATING
35-SEC TOUR · SKIP ANY TIME — THE OVEN IS ALREADY HOT
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LIVE LIQUIDITY ALARM
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🔪 A protocol you touched is draining — get the knives out
AM I
COOKED?
SCORED IN A TEE · NO WALLET CONNECT · NO SIGNATURES
$ 12.4B
documented losses we cross-check you against
GUARDIAN ACTIVE ·
watching
DeFi liquidity live
Everyone got
cooked
this year. The only question is how much.
🔪 RUN THE AUTOPSY
▶ DEMO
no connect · no signatures · just paste · find out if you're ngmi
Preheating
…
→
40 lending markets
· one standardized query
→
12 DEX schemas
· same shape, zero custom code
→ approval logs ·
2 spenders flagged
→ measuring how
down bad
you are…
→ sealing the judge ·
TEE attested
🔏
AUTOPSY REPORT
0x4c…e9f2 · CASE Nº 001
Exploit exposure
▸
2 hacked protocols touched ·
$0
present at incident
DogVault (Mar 2025, drained) · JuiceFi (Nov 2024, oracle) · cross-referenced against your positions via standardized schemas
Open wounds
▸
🔪 unlimited approval → flagged drainer · 🔪 dead contract
USDC → 0xdrain…f00d (spender flagged 41 min ago) · LP token → 0xdead…c0de (renounced)
Ghost portfolio
▸
$0
still in protocols that died in 2024
HowlSwap LP $610 (TVL −99.2%) · BoneVault $290 (no tx for 14 months)
Your biggest day
▸
$0
traded in one day · Mar 14, 2025
The single day this wallet moved the most through swaps — biggest trade GMEOW/WETH. (Money moved that day, not a realized loss.)
68% · COOKED
WALKTHROUGH · SAMPLE WALLET · NGMI?
🔪🔪 TWO KNIVES STILL IN · $4,120 LIVE
🔥 Share the misery
🔪 Want the knives out?
SEALED · TAP TO VERIFY
THE
SURGEON
AUTONOMOUS AGENT · SIGNS NOTHING ITSELF
DEMO PREVIEW · REAL REVOKES LAND WITH THE APPROVALS FEED
0G Agentic ID
·
#SRG-001
authority:
NONE — anonymous
🔪
Revoke unlimited USDC approval
spender flagged as drainer · 41 min ago
waiting
🔪
Revoke approval to dead vault
contract renounced · TVL −99.7%
waiting
2 revocations · 1 signature (batched) · gas ≈ $0.42 · you sign in World App
🔒 Safety interlock
Anonymous agents may diagnose —
never cut
. A verified human must back every signature this agent proposes.
☀️ Verify human backing · World
🔪 OPERATE
DISCHARGE PAPERS
RE-SCAN COMPLETE ·
🛎
68%
68%
MEDIUM RARE
🔪→🩹 $4,120 OF DANGER DEFUSED IN 40s
it's so over → we're so back · 40 seconds flat
Recovery graph · encrypted on 0G
74
68
68
31
MAY
JUN
JUL
NOW
illustrative shape · your own history needs repeat scans over time
🩹 $ 212,940 defused by surgeons to date
🩹 Share the recovery
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↻ start over
🔏 Verified verdict
checking the registry…
🔏 Seal it — TEE judge + on-chain attest
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Autopsy report
0x4c…e9f2
68
%
COOKED
"You paid $900 to be exploited by a protocol named after a dog."
🔏 SEALED · 0G CHAIN
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Discharge papers
0x4c…e9f2
68%
31
%
MEDIUM RARE
"Walkthrough numbers — run it on your own wallet for the real thing."
🎬 DEMO WALKTHROUGH
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🌍 You got rekt. Officially. Here's your recourse
Identity check asks exactly
two booleans
— jurisdiction ✓ · 18+ ✓ — nothing stored.
OPEN · claims process
DogVault exploit — recovery claims
Window until Sep 2026. Your $4,120 qualifies. → file a claim
OPEN · report
EU / national cybercrime portal
Drainer approvals are reportable fraud here. → pre-filled report
INFO
MiCA complaint route
The dead protocol was an EU-registered CASP. Complaint may join the queue.
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